I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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