I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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