So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Come see our sink grown plant.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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