I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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