From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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