if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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