Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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