Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
The uberlube is also flammable
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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