I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
