so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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