the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
