her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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