This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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