you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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