I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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