dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Randomize
