I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
