laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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