WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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