remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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