I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
dude. I can hear the air.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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