love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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