How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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