I must be too annoying 4 u.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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