I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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