I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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