"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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