just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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