Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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