some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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