I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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