Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
The ass gains better be worth it
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