...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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