garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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