Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
The adults are the big ones right?
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