He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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