just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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