he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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