he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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