He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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