People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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