omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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