I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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