I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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