I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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