return my video game
I wanna bring you to show and tell
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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