home. puking in laundry basket.
Everything about him screamed your future.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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