Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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