i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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