Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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